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Created on 2007-07-14 16:18:20 (#13377927), last updated 2009-08-27
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Basic Info| Name: | lexyloowho |
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| Birthdate: | 1985-04-26 |
BioI was fathered by a time traveling Teddy Roosevelt leading his band of Rough Riders in an ill-fated charge against the invading alien hordes. I was born in a circus tent with a dancing bear as the midwife. Brought up in a post-apocalyptic nether world of desolation and fire, I learned at an early age to bow before our cockroach overlords, long may they reign in darkness. My youth was a happy one, occasionally punctuated with strangely exotic mythical adventures involving several Greek gods, Elvis impersonators and, once, a showgirl named Jujubee who showed me the path to true enlightenment through careful contemplation of our lord and savior Jeebus.
Later in life I had a series of run-ins with the law, including that time I shot a man in Reno, just to see him die.
I expect to die as I have lived: eaten alive by werewolves. It's what I will have wanted.
Later in life I had a series of run-ins with the law, including that time I shot a man in Reno, just to see him die.
I expect to die as I have lived: eaten alive by werewolves. It's what I will have wanted.
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